The Home of the Dyslexic Cow: Episode 3

(The climactic end to the trilogy- Origins revealed!)

(if this is no.3, and no.1 was a prequel, making no.2 the sequel to the prequel, does that mean this is the original one?)


Down to Business (or lack thereof)

Aright, look, I'm gonna do it. Everyone and their mom has been wondering, "Ben, why the dyslexic cow? It's sooo random." Well, you know what? It is really random, and I don't know how much the answer is going to sate you information hungry bastards. Anyways, here goes.

So in 6th grade, my boyz for life, Akie and Shay, and two other fellas, Andrew, an Akie BFL and Anwar, a Shapel BFL, (both of whom I'm pretty good buddies with) are up late one evening (or early one morning, depends how you look at it really) and realize over elixirs that BOB (Better on Bread) is the meaning of life. So of course this lead to cultist activity, and in the guise of spreading the good word, my friends dubbed themselves The Lorax, Shaos, Meta, and AnWAR; the Four Horsemen of Bobland. Being the next guy in line, I was sworn in on the following Monday at school as Manafort, the first Bobalobalonian disciple.

Now as time passed, this quickly developed instead of being a passing fancy. By the end of junior high, we had an annual choose your own adventure (BOB© 2001 compliments of the Lorax himself), 20 members, and plans for an RPG. Along with everything that had happened, our character list had grown. The most fun characters in the BOB© serials were the animals: Mr. Dogg and Ned the Killer Panda. I felt we needed another one to flesh out the ranks of Bobland's stable, and in the spirit of BOB©ness, dod (bob backwards) the Dyslexic Cow was born. AnWAR and the Lorax then produced Phillipe the Noble Chicken and Cabodicutimostulation, the last surviving Guerilla Gorilla hot on dod's hoofs.

So there you have it all you curious bastards. NO MORE QUESTIONING THE COW!!!

Ben Couch

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