The Links

Here are the links I've deemed worthy of your viewing. Bitch. Sorry. Had to knock you off the pedestal. Don't get lost.

The Meaning of Life?

You may have felt something going on around you. Like everyone else knows something you don't. Well I can't help you with that shit. But if you wanna go on a little adventure through the wonderful world of BOBland, step on through to BOB 2k1 or for old times sake, BOB 2000. My good buddy Akie's got some shit for you there.

Sports Nut?

I, being a major sports fan, need a place where I can get all of my information. (I'm a regular encyclopedia) So, even though I subscribe to Sports Illustrated, I give an official Ben Couch seal of approval to ESPN.com. It's good stuff. Crazy kinds of info, minutes after it happens (and a lot of times during), and links to all kinda places like NBA.com, MLB.com, and NFL.com.

Also, I'm a huge b-ball (that would be basketball, not baseball; though I am a huge fan of that too), and as such, need to give big ups to the best mag out there: SLAM. The December ish, features the illest pg ever. Somebody who somehow never gets mentioned in discussions of the greatest players in the L. But with 27 points and 9 dimes, he's the best; no doubt. He can drive on anybody and can shoot the lights out on the regular. Who could it be you ask? *cue announcer voice* from the streets of Brooklyn, the one, the only... Ssst(ephon M)aaaaarbury!!

Like Music?

Yeah, me too. I do believe you should take a visit to Mtv or Getmusic. And if you're male like me, then you find Britney Spears attractive. If you're saying, "No I don't." Then you're either homosexual or lying. Go to The Official Britney Spears Website. Same goes for Mandy Moore. Hit up the Mandy Moore site for the inside scoop.

Feeling Nostalgic?

If you're in an exceptionally bored mood, or are a newbie, and would like to see the page's evolution, check out the Old Intros.

For the Curious

There was a time, when i was so brokenhearted... Thank you Aerosmith. Nah, j/p. There was actually a point when I didn't think I was gonna have a go with this page. So I broke form and went for the easy route- using tripod's site builder instead of rockin' things free-form. However, realizing the mistake, I left that site in limbo, and came back to the place we all know and love. So if you wanna see the almost sequel to the page that almost wasn't, then check out: The Home of the Dyslexic Cow: Episode 2.

Yeah, I'm assuming there's an outside shot you might wanna go back to the main page. So here's yer chance- Take me back!!